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Want a new 32-inch TV? Think you can eat a ton of crab legs in just 30 minutes?
Well then you'd probably be excited to hear about the Snow Crab Eating Contest at the Charleston Crab House on James Island on Friday, December 18.
Best part of the whole post?
You've got to be 18 years old, and you can't be allergic to crab. Or, you could be, but then you'd be a total dumbass for entering a crableg eating contest.
I believe that deserves a round of ROFL.